1. I know everyday after high school I would come home and watch Family Feud by myself and eat a lunchable…
    —  Jesse Eisenberg (Source.)

    (Source: greaterthanthesum)

     
  2. The last one still cracks me up

     
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  6. peterpansflight:

So when we got to the place, Mysha realized she had nothing for them to sign except her copy of The Deathly Hallows and she figured why not. She gave him the book and he looked at it and got all confused and said “but..I have nothing to do with this?” and he looked genuinely concerned like he wasn’t allowed to sign it and it was adorable and she said “I know, I’m sorry I don’t have anything else” and so he laughed and signed it and this is what he wrote. Oh my god.

    peterpansflight:

    So when we got to the place, Mysha realized she had nothing for them to sign except her copy of The Deathly Hallows and she figured why not. She gave him the book and he looked at it and got all confused and said “but..I have nothing to do with this?” and he looked genuinely concerned like he wasn’t allowed to sign it and it was adorable and she said “I know, I’m sorry I don’t have anything else” and so he laughed and signed it and this is what he wrote. Oh my god.

     
    1. Interviewer: Do you still keep in touch with Andrew?
    2. Jesse: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, yeah, no I love him - yeah, no I love. Yeah we're still friends.
     
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